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The TRUTH about 2012:

Part 1: Sources of ancient wisdom:

Nostradamus Had the Scoop, in a Very Obfuscated Way

Nostradamus portrait by Cesar

Michel de Nostradame (or "Notredame") (or "Nostradamus" as he later Latinized his name) (or "The N-Dog" as he was known to his friends) was a French prophet who lived between the years 1503 and 1566. Following a career in medicine, he became fascinated with the occult and began writing books of prophecies. He became the Jeane Dixon of the mid-sixteenth century, with his prophetic advice sought by nobles and the wealthy.

Fearing persecution by the Catholic authorities in France as a heretic, Nostradamus sometimes obscured his prophecies through a combination of word games and use of multiple languages - most notably in his masterwork Les Propheties ("The Prophecies"), which began publication in 1555. Nostradamus based his prophecies on his understanding of judicial astrology, which at the time was considered a science and not inherently heretical. (Of course, modern authorities inform us that Nostradamus knew he was headed for Hell because of his occult interests.) The vague nature of the prophecies helped make them popular with his clients - eventually including the Queen Consort of France - who could read them in many ways.

Prophecies of Nostradamus original copy held by the University of Texas San Antonio

Nostradamus eventually published more than 6,300 "quatrains" of prophecy, although a small number of his later prophecies have not survived to modern times. His most popular works included Les Propheties as well as annual "almanacs" of prophecies which he issued each year from 1550 until his death in 1568. Many of his prophecies are based on the contents of the Mirabilis Liber, a book of prophecies which was basically The Late, Great Planet Earth of the 1520s. The works of Nostradamus include not only prophecies but medical textbooks (including information on the preparation of cosmetics) as well as a translation of Egyptian hieroglyphics (called the Orus Apollo) which turned out to be completely wrong. Due to the book publishing processes of the time, in which typesetting was done by dictation, numerous differences are found between different editions of Nostradamus's works.

The Judas Priest album Nostradamus

We can see from scholarly research that Nostradamus accurately predicted many events, including:

Or maybe he didn't. But whatever.

Some critics, no doubt controlled by insidious forces in the Mainstream Media, the Government and/or major corporations have made so-called "debunking" claims like that the popularity of his quatrains is due to the ardent horde of his disciples who continue to this day to hyperbolize, bowdlerize, and invent in order to perpetuate his fame." Other tools of our corporate overlords will perpetuate bunk like the idea that Nostradamus was writing deliberately vague predictions about 16th-century Europe which pleased his clients but were difficult if not impossible to disprove. But I think we all know better.

However, Internet sites containing highly-enriched truthium like SatansRapture.com, Nostradamus2012.com, 2012-decoded.com and others show us the truth - that the predictions of Nostradamus indicate:

These websites also provide insights including the fact that President Obama is the predicted 2012 antichrist. We think the conclusion is obvious: that Nostradamus is telling us from beyond the grave that imminent disaster is looming for the Earth in 2012. Combined with what is already known about the ominous predictions of the ancient Mayans about 12/21/2012, the coincidence is unmistakable. Given his uncanny accuracy in predicting other things which are vaguely described and happened later, the evidence is overwhelming.

Part 2: Evidence of the coming catastrolypse:

The Hidden Secrets of the Cross of Hendaye - and Boy Are There a Lot of Them

The secrets of the 2012 catastrolypse are not all as obvious as the end of the Mayan calendar (CLICK HERE to read our detailed analysis of its portents of doom), the prophecies of Nostradamus (see here for our detailed explanation), or the graphic depictions of Himalaya-destroying tsunamis in the popular documentary film "2012". Some secrets are hidden in obscure locations and protected by layers of symbolism and arcane knowledge, concealing terrible things such as the secrets of the world's end, or the dialogue in a Dan Brown novel.

One such key to the 2012 mystery is encoded in the famed Cross of Hendaye. The Great Cross there hides a prophecy that can only be unlocked with the knowledge of medieval mysticism, alchemy, the works of shadowy occultist Fulcanelli, the philosophy of Chilaism, and possibly the Dewey Decimal System.

Located in the coastal village of Hendaye on the French/Spanish border is the Church of Saint-Vincent. Outside that church is a stone cross, rumored to have been created in Germany during the 1600s at the behest of the Rosicrucians but later moved to Hendaye in the 1800s. This may have been because someone asked the Cross whether it wanted to live in Germany or in a French resort town.

The Great Cross of Hendaye is, unusually for a Christian monument, inscribed with a variety of alchemical symbols of unknown meaning. When interpreted in a certain (i.e. "correct") way, they are believed to represent a schematic of the legendary alchemists' Philosopher's Stone and provide detailed clues to the end of the world.

The modern fame of the Cross of Hendaye is largely due to the work of "Fulcanelli," a shadowy figure purported to be a 20th century French alchemist and occult writer. (CLICK HERE to read our detailed analysis of Fulcanelli's part in the coming 2012 catastrolypse.) Using detailed knowledge of alchemy, medieval occultism and ancient texts, Fulcanelli interpreted the Cross of Hendaye as a hidden guide to the world's end.

Some researchers have called this "the great MacGuffin of human history." (As the reader doubtless knows, a "MacGuffin" is a term coined by Benjamin Franklin to mean the central object of a movie's plot which drives the action but may later turn out to be less relevant to the ensuing developments. Examples include the "Maltese Falcon" in the film of the same name or the Magic Hair Cream in "Grease.") Temple of the Rosy Cross

So what does the Cross of Hendaye really tell us? The indisputable facts are:

The cross also "hints at a 'Place of Refuge' that will be untouched by the calamities." It is believed by some scholars that this refers to Cusco, Peru; while others believe it is a very specific plot of land in El Rancho, Colorado - address available upon request - which it just coincidentally happens that you can buy at very inflated prices if you're interested.

Part 3: Evil agents behind the conspiracy:

More Unnecessary Sequels: The Fourth Reich

Adolf Hitler

When looking for the true evil conspiracy behind the coming 2012 catastrolypse, the first place to look is obviously: the Nazis. Don't let their apparent defeat 65 years ago at the hands of Dwight D. Eisenhower, Josef Stalin or Indiana Jones fool you: they are very much around and still plotting to take over the world, enslave non-Aryan peoples and force everyone to purchase Volkswagens. They just appear to be taking their time about it.

The Nazis are astonishingly still around - just like Blockbuster Video

The Corporate Media perpetuates the myth that the danger of the Third Reich purportedly ended in 1945 with flimsily documented events like Hitler's death; Germany's capitulation and subsequent partition for 44 years; the capture of the Nazi regime's surviving leaders and their suicides or imprisonment or execution after the Nuremberg trials; and the decades-long search for Nazi escapees. Dupes of the Corporate Media and their (potentially alien) overlords will also spew bunk like saying that if the Nazis had massive hidden resources and advanced secret weapons, they might have used them to do something trivial like "win World War II." However, those with an eye for the truth know better.

Nuremberg trial

Just take a quick look around the truthiness-saturated Internets and you will find clear evidence of the Nazis' survival. These include the insidious "Operation Paperclip" in which Nazi scientists were secreted away and the Gestapo was absorbed by the CIA; the "Boys from Brazil" secret defection of Nazis to South America (note: if you search for "Boys from Brazil" on Google, turn the image search to "safe" mode); and the sinister plots to save Hitler's brain and/or clone Hitler's feet.

The Fourth Reich

You may be thinking, "a fourth reich? I have trouble keeping track of the first three." While this is a common problem, it's vital to understand what the "fourth reich" conspiracy is and how the Nazi collaboration with the New World Order may culminate in a 2012 world takeover. According to Wikipedia, "This neo-Nazi conspiracy is said to be animated by an 'Iron Dream' in which the American Empire, having overthrown its Zionist Occupation Government, gradually establishes the Fourth Reich, formally known as the 'Western Imperium,' a pan-Aryan world empire modeled after Adolf Hitler's New Order and the religious aspects of Nazism, as the best hope for the survival of Western civilization under the threat of the Judeo-Masonic conspiracy." Got all that?

But who are the conspirators behind this fourth reich to come? Will this modern German reich result in wholesale destruction and enslavement of humanity? Or will they just promote St. Pauli Girl beer and make Amtrak finally run on schedule? Possibly both. So what, really, is the fourth reich?

So to be honest it looks like the whole Fourth Reich thing is really disorganized and just not getting it done in terms of having a really solid plan to enslave the world by 2012. Frankly these groups all need to buy DayPlanners and maybe hold some touch-base calls every so often, o r they are totally going to get left behind by the other sinister organizations that are really focused on their 2012 plans - like the Illuminati, the Freemasons, and the Girl Scouts. But you didn't hear about that last one from us.

Part 4: Vehicle of Earth's destruction or salvation:

Nazi UFO Attack From Antarctica

By now, it is well known that the German Nazi movement survived World War II and is planning a "Fourth Reich" in combination with the forces of the "New World Order" to take over and enslave the planet. I mean, I think we can all pretty much call that one a no-brainer and move on.

But what few are aware of is the irrefutable evidence that the Nazis developed UFO technology, nuclear weapons and established a secret base in Antarctica - where they have bred hybrid uber-snowmen and sustained their ongoing plot against the Free World. Granted, given that World War II ended some 65 years ago, they seem to be taking their time about it; but far be it from us to lecture the Germans about being punctual. At any rate - it is believed by some researchers that an attack by Nazi superweapons will be the true destructive force that ends the world as we know it in 2012.

German UFOs and superweapons

As has been widely reported and thoroughly documented, the Nazis developed a wide range of hyper-advanced technologies. (Even Google is kind enough to provide readers with a handy timeline of Nazi Superweapons development!) These technologies include:

Secret Nazi Antarctica base

That may be all well and good, but how are the Nazis using this technology to conquer the world in 2012?

According to AboveTopSecret.com, there are eye-witness accounts confirming that the Nazis built a secret base in Antarctica where they developed advanced technologies and conducted secret UFO and cloning experiments, which is pretty much what you would expect Nazis to do.

Nazi Antarctic UFO Bases

Based on information from many many sources, including the actual published book "Above Top Secret: Uncover the Mysteries of the Digital Age," and confirmed in the also actually published book "Adolf Hitler and the Secrets of the Holy Lance," we know that there is confirmed evidence that:

All of those involved could not confirm or deny whether they were involved in secret German operations to create mutated Nazi penguins - however, if you go to Antarctica and find penguins giving the Hitler salute with their flippers, I think you know what's going on. For those of us in the know, the conclusion is obvious: there are Nazis in Antarctica plotting to destroy the world in 2012. QED.

Part 5: How you can save yourself (or die more efficiently):

Go To Your Happy Place

Any of you who have seen the popular documentary "2012" will know that when the catastrolypse strikes, worldwide devastation on an epic scale will ensue. Even a smaller catastrophe like a simple massive cometary impact could cause significant inconvenience to those living in the areas destroyed by hypersonic shock waves. What can you do to avoid either - and hopefully both - of these outcomes?

Where do researchers claim you can be safe?

Many researchers have posed their thoughts on where you can weather the death-a-palooza, then cheerfully emerge into a post-apocalyptic world not unlike the video game "Fallout." Where do the authorities point us to?

With so many conflicting theories on where to go on 12/21/2012, what can a savvy survivalist do?

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