If there is one piece of proof of the coming 2012 catastrolypse that the Conspiracy has been unable to suppress, it is the well-known end to the Mayan calendar. Or, technically, the end of one of their calendars. Whatever. But this isn't like some issue where they just needed to upgrade to "Mayan Outlook 2007" and get a date fix - their calendar comes to a screeching halt for a reason. Or it resets. Whatever.
The Maya, as you may or may not care, was an advanced Mesoamerican civilization that traces its organized roots back to approximately 1800 BC. The civilization flourished from AD 250 until AD 900, with a vibrant culture, sophisticated architecture and technology, and exceptional achievements in language and the sciences. The Maya civilization mysteriously collapsed sometime around AD 900-1000 - one of the greatest mysteries in modern archaeology. Contrary to common belief, the collapse of the Maya had nothing to do with Spanish Conquistadors, Aztecs or various common intestinal illnesses.
The Maya (or "Mayans") were unquestionably highly sophisticated in their understanding of astronomy and its relation to seasonal cycles. The Maya used a number of different cyclical calendars, including the 260-day Tzolk'in and the 365-day Haab' which were used together to provide relative dates; while their historical dates were recorded using a system commonly called the Long Count. (Interestingly, the Long Count calendar is one of the first recorded uses of the mathematical concept of a "zero" or placeholder number - an innovation Western cultures did not adopt for many years.) Other Maya calendars in sometime use included those with intervals of 9, 13 or 819 days. History does not record if there was a Maya equivalent to the Hallmark Corporation but if there was, they clearly made a killing.
The Maya concept of the world was cyclical in nature: cycles of death and rebirth. The combination of the Tzolk'in and Haab coincided every 52 years - at the time, significantly longer than the average person's lifespan - and this rare occurrence was seen as a time of bad luck. Like some other mesoamerican cultures, the Maya believed that their existence was tenuous and subject to continued approval from (and sacrifice to) their gods who might at any time end their world and start anew. The Long Calendar dates "roll over" every 144,000 days.
Enough with boring history and math - let's get to where ancient books of prophecy come in.
According to one post-decline Mayan mythology book called the Popol Vuh, the gods had run through a number of these cycles, each time reinventing the world but ultimately finding their creation unsatisfactory and starting again. The fourth of these great cycles (the Fourth World, the age of humans) began at a certain point in the Long Count calendar. The next time the calendar cycles through - and hence ripe for a new cycle to begin is - wait for it - DECEMBER 21, 2012. This is the time for the Fifth Age to begin - whether through the destruction of the Fourth World or its transformation into something else is unknown. Frankly, if we were the gods, we would look at this Fourth Age of Men and after watching only an hour or two of basic cable television, we would pretty quickly conclude things had gone terribly wrong and it was time for starting over, too.
Now, for most reasonable people, the fact that a book of mythology from a vanished ancient culture predicted a new historical cycle would be enough to convince them of impending doom. However, when you add to that the overwhelming weight of similar ancient predictions, the undeniable link to the 26,000-year precession of equinoxes and proliferating modern signs of impending catastrolypse, the evidence becomes so overwhelming that it is so true that it goes off the scale of trueness to something entirely new like ... HYERULTRATRUENESS TO THE INFINITY POWER. Even the ninja-like-megatrueness of the 2012 catastrolypse.
Unfortunately, the Conspiracy is busy at work trying to keep people from understanding the supergigatrueness. "Scientists" make pathetic claims like "We have no record or knowledge that [the Maya] would think the world would come to an end" or that the 12/21/2012 prophecy is "a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in."
Fortunately, those of us in the Know are immune to the lies of the Conspiracy and can do what is necessary to begin panicking early and often.
Denver International Airport is the tenth busiest airport in the world, with more than 51 million people annually passing through its terminals on their way to somewhere less cold. Since its opening in 1995, the airport has been the subject of many controversies: its malfunctioning automated baggage system; its construction delays and cost overruns; and its uncanny penchant for being snowed in.
But it turns out that what you or I thought of as a simple airport is in fact a key part of the New World Order's plan for controlling the planet - or at least making sure that it gets delayed whenever taking connecting flights on United. Information available on the web informs us that:
"All the symbolism that is apparent in the layout of the new Denver airport says that it is a control center for world control" and "the Denver area is where the establishment of the Western sector of the New World Order will be in the United States."
The dedication stone for the airport (on the Southeast side of the main terminal) has a Masonic symbol on it, and features a "keypad" device that can be used as a homing beacon to bring alien ships to it.
Five buildings were constructed "in the wrong place" but were subsequently buried deep underneath the airport, and the subterranean areas generate a high-frequency electromagnetic flux or "buzz" which nauseates sensitive people.
There are subterranean areas which appear to be "underground holding areas....somewhat like a cattle lot....a place that could hold thousands of people ... chain-link fences with the barbed wire tops pointed inward, like they were there to keep people in, not keep people out." Although purportedly buried deep underground, I believe this refers to the Food Court in Terminal B, which is just awful.
Revelations about the mysteries of the airport "led to much speculation about the usage of the underground facility ... including, the base will be an "ark" used in the event of a cataclysmic planetary event."
The airport originally contained a series of bizarre murals depicting the end of the world - murals which were painted by an artist of Mayan heritage!
While the conspiracy tries to "debunk" the facts, for the rest of us the connection to the coming 2012 catastrolypse is obvious. The clues are hidden in plain sight: within the airport's signature architectural feature, the visually stunning white tension fabric roof. Those behind the conspiracy would have you believe that the spires were designed to evoke the image of the Rocky Mountains to the West. However, by simply connecting the dots of the spires, we see the hidden message.
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Clearly now we see the link between the dark plot to enslave the world in 2012 and the dark plot to sign every available free agent in Major League Baseball - even the washed-up ones - just so the Red Sox can't get them. Note that this is no mere "fringe" "conspiracy" "theory" - there is extremely detailed and well documented evidence that the Steinbrenner family, owner of the New York Yankees, is deeply involved in the 2012 conspiracy. (NOTE: the corporate media and Internet conglomerates may have blocked this website by the time you read it.).
The signs are adding up that powerful forces are arrayed against the free people of the world. And also the other teams in the American League East.
When looking for the true evil conspiracy behind the coming 2012 catastrolypse, the first place to look is obviously: the Nazis. Don't let their apparent defeat 65 years ago at the hands of Dwight D. Eisenhower, Josef Stalin or Indiana Jones fool you: they are very much around and still plotting to take over the world, enslave non-Aryan peoples and force everyone to purchase Volkswagens. They just appear to be taking their time about it.
The Corporate Media perpetuates the myth that the danger of the Third Reich purportedly ended in 1945 with flimsily documented events like Hitler's death; Germany's capitulation and subsequent partition for 44 years; the capture of the Nazi regime's surviving leaders and their suicides or imprisonment or execution after the Nuremberg trials; and the decades-long search for Nazi escapees. Dupes of the Corporate Media and their (potentially alien) overlords will also spew bunk like saying that if the Nazis had massive hidden resources and advanced secret weapons, they might have used them to do something trivial like "win World War II." However, those with an eye for the truth know better.
Just take a quick look around the truthiness-saturated Internets and you will find clear evidence of the Nazis' survival. These include the insidious "Operation Paperclip" in which Nazi scientists were secreted away and the Gestapo was absorbed by the CIA; the "Boys from Brazil" secret defection of Nazis to South America (note: if you search for "Boys from Brazil" on Google, turn the image search to "safe" mode); and the sinister plots to save Hitler's brain and/or clone Hitler's feet.
You may be thinking, "a fourth reich? I have trouble keeping track of the first three." While this is a common problem, it's vital to understand what the "fourth reich" conspiracy is and how the Nazi collaboration with the New World Order may culminate in a 2012 world takeover. According to Wikipedia, "This neo-Nazi conspiracy is said to be animated by an 'Iron Dream' in which the American Empire, having overthrown its Zionist Occupation Government, gradually establishes the Fourth Reich, formally known as the 'Western Imperium,' a pan-Aryan world empire modeled after Adolf Hitler's New Order and the religious aspects of Nazism, as the best hope for the survival of Western civilization under the threat of the Judeo-Masonic conspiracy." Got all that?
But who are the conspirators behind this fourth reich to come? Will this modern German reich result in wholesale destruction and enslavement of humanity? Or will they just promote St. Pauli Girl beer and make Amtrak finally run on schedule? Possibly both. So what, really, is the fourth reich?
Some believe that the fourth reich is a tool of the Antichrist, to be brought about through worship of Egyptian gods, secret mind-control drugs in vaccines, implanted bio-chips and the B.E.A.S.T. control system. This control system, which also goes by the name "Project L.U.C.I.D." is a joint work of the Gestapo, CIA, IRS, Interpol and other agencies apparently including the USDA (perhaps they will force everyone to have their Recommended Daily Allowance of 14 key vitamins and minerals). This fourth reich will apparently involve not just Nazi occultists but also all the aforementioned government agencies, Lucifer in control of the entire Catholic Church, and the Freemasons. I admire their willingness to be inclusive, but to left the werewolves out of this is just really uncool.
Still others believe that President Obama is the leader of the fourth reich, using inner-city children's after-school programs as an analog to the Hitler Youth which will presumably conquer America through pickup basketball games. Obama is, according to these researchers, a secret pawn of David Rockefeller and Zbignew Brzesinski, who is planning to enslave America through the "fairness doctrine", military police operations and T-shirt sales.
So to be honest it looks like the whole Fourth Reich thing is really disorganized and just not getting it done in terms of having a really solid plan to enslave the world by 2012. Frankly these groups all need to buy DayPlanners and maybe hold some touch-base calls every so often, o r they are totally going to get left behind by the other sinister organizations that are really focused on their 2012 plans - like the Illuminati, the Freemasons, and the Girl Scouts. But you didn't hear about that last one from us.
I think we can all agree that if there is one government agency that is most engaged in nefarious projects executed in the utmost secrecy, it is NASA. Can they really expect us to believe they spend hundreds of millions of dollars launching space shuttles to deliver exercise machines and 2nd graders' science projects into orbit? Given NASA's $18 billion annual budget, the rest of the money must be going somewhere besides bulk purchases of Tang. Clearly NASA is up to something ... and what could be more central to their mission than covering up the imminent collision with the earth of a rogue planet?
Modern Earthlings were first made aware of the unavoidable close encounter between Earth and a rogue planet via Wisconsin-based Nancy Lieder, who receives messages from extraterrestrials from the Zeta Reticuli star system and has her own website. After faking out the authorities by predicting a May 2003 collision which did not occur, the Zeta aliens revealed the arrival of "Planet X" would be later ... perhaps even in 2012. Coincidence? Not bloody likely.
Many 2012 researchers have made the logical conclusion that the "Planet X" nobody has yet definitely identified is the same as the "Planet Nibiru" originally described by researcher Zecharia Sitchin, which nobody has definitely identified either. Sitchin translated ancient Sumerian texts and discovered that their ancient gods were in fact aliens from a rogue planet called "Nibiru" which intersects with Earth's orbit every 3,600 years. This regular transit allows the Anunnaki (Sumerian gods) to visit with earthlings as it passes through the solar system. The Mayan calendar end date of December 21, 2012 is based on the return of one of the Nibiru "gods," known to the Mayans as Quetzlcoatl. Sitchin himself has claimed that the Mayan calendar has been misunderstood and Nibiru's next return will not occur until 2087, but I think we all know better.
Eventually, other 2012 researchers began exploring this heretofore unknown rogue planet and found shocking evidence of confirming Nibiru's imminent arrival. Some of these proofs are known to contain actual math and numbers - which is the same thing as science. Upon its arrival, what will happen? To quote the Bible, "ye are all totally f***ed." According to SurvivingNibiru.com, potential effects include: earthquakes; super volcanoes; 200+ mph winds worldwide; and "a quick pole shift will take place, causing the oceans to rush over the continents." Other possible effects include the Earth's rotation stopping; nuclear winter; global warming; and the Washington Redskins reaching the NFL playoffs because all the other teams have been killed by the oceans rushing over the continents.
Fearing the wrath of the authorities conspiring to cover up Nibiru's return, even this website attempts to stem the imminent worldwide chaos due to Nibiru's passage with cleverly worded disclaimers like "SurvivingNibiru.com, nor does anyone else know one way or the other if Nibiru is Real or not. You will not find any DATA on this website, or hear where we tell you in a video that Nibiru is coming." However, it's pretty clear that everyone knows that a.) Nibiru is coming and will cause massive worldwide devastation, b.) NASA is instrumental in the coverup; and c.) Daniel Snyder is an even worse NFL owner than Al Davis. READ BETWEEN THE LINES, PEOPLE!
Putting all this scientific knowledge together, the hopes for the Earth to survive 2012 seem slim indeed.
Any of you who have seen the popular documentary "2012" will know that when the catastrolypse strikes, worldwide devastation on an epic scale will ensue. Even a smaller catastrophe like a simple massive cometary impact could cause significant inconvenience to those living in the areas destroyed by hypersonic shock waves. What can you do to avoid either - and hopefully both - of these outcomes?
Many researchers have posed their thoughts on where you can weather the death-a-palooza, then cheerfully emerge into a post-apocalyptic world not unlike the video game "Fallout." Where do the authorities point us to?
The documentary "2012" pinpoints the Drakensberg Mountains in the KwaZulu Natal of Africa
as the place to survive the
world's end. Although apparently even if you make it you will be forced to put up with
Oliver Platt so the
desirability of survival is debatable. But other top researchers also point to the Drakensberg Mountains as the
survival spot of choice. This location was first popularized by the Belgian researcher
Patrick Geryl, who conveniently has a book you can buy about it. Some other authorities
specifically recommend a comfy concrete bunker, but made with not too much iron since it evidently "attracts thunderbolts." Given what we
know about the living conditions in the Drakensberg mountains, we will just hope the refuge from the apocalypse
turns out to be somewhere with fewer roving packs of wild dogs and more Six Flags Amusement
Parks.
Many sources identify Cuzco, Peru as prime real estate for surviving the
catastrolypse. According to those in the
know, the geology of the Cuzco area is "ideal for dealing with earthquakes and absorbing
cosmic rays." (So even if you are killed by cosmic rays, your rock collection will be fine.)
Or perhaps it is a specific cave in nearby Urcos, decorated with a cross and star as
described by the mystic Fulcanelli, that is the only place to survive. Either way, it's a
goldmine for the cabal of evil Realtors in Cuzco specializing in selling doomsday compounds
to the New World Order's elite. For example, according to knowledgeable sources on the AboveTopSecret.com
forums, "George W. Bush has bought 98,000 acres in the mountains of Cusco [...] I guess
he figured out that the Denver International
Airport Freemason facility was not going to work if Yellowstone blows." Correct or not,
we will recommend this one since Peru looks
like lots of fun.
Other sources point to anywhere but New York City. Anyone who watches
documentaries (such as this
one, this one or this one) will be familiar with
how often New York City gets completely destroyed. But now we have even more detailed proof that
a comet will strike New York City in the near future. Pastor Harry of the "Church of
Philadelphia Internet" details how a comet in 2010 (it's okay his math is off, he probably
means 2012) is foretold in the Bible. As a result, a 1000 foot tsunami will be created and
submerge most of the US Eastern seaboard; which will be a great disaster except for in much
of New
Jersey. At any rate, it's probably safest to be anywhere with a low concentration of New York Jets
fans, just on general principles.
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