Michel de Nostradame (or "Notredame") (or "Nostradamus" as he later Latinized his name) (or "The N-Dog" as he was known to his friends) was a French prophet who lived between the years 1503 and 1566. Following a career in medicine, he became fascinated with the occult and began writing books of prophecies. He became the Jeane Dixon of the mid-sixteenth century, with his prophetic advice sought by nobles and the wealthy.
Fearing persecution by the Catholic authorities in France as a heretic, Nostradamus sometimes obscured his prophecies through a combination of word games and use of multiple languages - most notably in his masterwork Les Propheties ("The Prophecies"), which began publication in 1555. Nostradamus based his prophecies on his understanding of judicial astrology, which at the time was considered a science and not inherently heretical. (Of course, modern authorities inform us that Nostradamus knew he was headed for Hell because of his occult interests.) The vague nature of the prophecies helped make them popular with his clients - eventually including the Queen Consort of France - who could read them in many ways.
Nostradamus eventually published more than 6,300 "quatrains" of prophecy, although a small number of his later prophecies have not survived to modern times. His most popular works included Les Propheties as well as annual "almanacs" of prophecies which he issued each year from 1550 until his death in 1568. Many of his prophecies are based on the contents of the Mirabilis Liber, a book of prophecies which was basically The Late, Great Planet Earth of the 1520s. The works of Nostradamus include not only prophecies but medical textbooks (including information on the preparation of cosmetics) as well as a translation of Egyptian hieroglyphics (called the Orus Apollo) which turned out to be completely wrong. Due to the book publishing processes of the time, in which typesetting was done by dictation, numerous differences are found between different editions of Nostradamus's works.
We can see from scholarly research that Nostradamus accurately predicted many events, including:
Or maybe he didn't. But whatever.
Some critics, no doubt controlled by insidious forces in the Mainstream Media, the Government and/or major corporations have made so-called "debunking" claims like that the popularity of his quatrains is due to the ardent horde of his disciples who continue to this day to hyperbolize, bowdlerize, and invent in order to perpetuate his fame." Other tools of our corporate overlords will perpetuate bunk like the idea that Nostradamus was writing deliberately vague predictions about 16th-century Europe which pleased his clients but were difficult if not impossible to disprove. But I think we all know better.
However, Internet sites containing highly-enriched truthium like SatansRapture.com, Nostradamus2012.com, 2012-decoded.com and others show us the truth - that the predictions of Nostradamus indicate:
These websites also provide insights including the fact that President Obama is the predicted 2012 antichrist. We think the conclusion is obvious: that Nostradamus is telling us from beyond the grave that imminent disaster is looming for the Earth in 2012. Combined with what is already known about the ominous predictions of the ancient Mayans about 12/21/2012, the coincidence is unmistakable. Given his uncanny accuracy in predicting other things which are vaguely described and happened later, the evidence is overwhelming.
Denver International Airport is the tenth busiest airport in the world, with more than 51 million people annually passing through its terminals on their way to somewhere less cold. Since its opening in 1995, the airport has been the subject of many controversies: its malfunctioning automated baggage system; its construction delays and cost overruns; and its uncanny penchant for being snowed in.
But it turns out that what you or I thought of as a simple airport is in fact a key part of the New World Order's plan for controlling the planet - or at least making sure that it gets delayed whenever taking connecting flights on United. Information available on the web informs us that:
"All the symbolism that is apparent in the layout of the new Denver airport says that it is a control center for world control" and "the Denver area is where the establishment of the Western sector of the New World Order will be in the United States."
The dedication stone for the airport (on the Southeast side of the main terminal) has a Masonic symbol on it, and features a "keypad" device that can be used as a homing beacon to bring alien ships to it.
Five buildings were constructed "in the wrong place" but were subsequently buried deep underneath the airport, and the subterranean areas generate a high-frequency electromagnetic flux or "buzz" which nauseates sensitive people.
There are subterranean areas which appear to be "underground holding areas....somewhat like a cattle lot....a place that could hold thousands of people ... chain-link fences with the barbed wire tops pointed inward, like they were there to keep people in, not keep people out." Although purportedly buried deep underground, I believe this refers to the Food Court in Terminal B, which is just awful.
Revelations about the mysteries of the airport "led to much speculation about the usage of the underground facility ... including, the base will be an "ark" used in the event of a cataclysmic planetary event."
The airport originally contained a series of bizarre murals depicting the end of the world - murals which were painted by an artist of Mayan heritage!
While the conspiracy tries to "debunk" the facts, for the rest of us the connection to the coming 2012 catastrolypse is obvious. The clues are hidden in plain sight: within the airport's signature architectural feature, the visually stunning white tension fabric roof. Those behind the conspiracy would have you believe that the spires were designed to evoke the image of the Rocky Mountains to the West. However, by simply connecting the dots of the spires, we see the hidden message.
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Clearly now we see the link between the dark plot to enslave the world in 2012 and the dark plot to sign every available free agent in Major League Baseball - even the washed-up ones - just so the Red Sox can't get them. Note that this is no mere "fringe" "conspiracy" "theory" - there is extremely detailed and well documented evidence that the Steinbrenner family, owner of the New York Yankees, is deeply involved in the 2012 conspiracy. (NOTE: the corporate media and Internet conglomerates may have blocked this website by the time you read it.).
The signs are adding up that powerful forces are arrayed against the free people of the world. And also the other teams in the American League East.
When looking at the groups that may be behind the coming 2012 catastrolypse and doom-a-thon, one of the most frequently mentioned likely conspirators is the elusive secret society known as the Illuminati. While it may sound innocent like a new kind of Italian sports car or a high-tech flashlight with built-in MP3 player, it is in fact a sinister cabal which has dedicated itself to clandestine operation in the service of a new world order for hundreds of years. And not in a good way.
The "Bavarian Illuminati" was a society founded on May 1 1776 in Ingolstadt, Upper Bavaria, by a professor named Adam Weishaupt. The group called itself the "Order of Perfectibilists," and modeled its structure after that of the freemasons but with a greater emphasis on secrecy and hiding its members' identities. The group was influenced by many of the common Enlightenment ideals of the age including Deism, empiricism and the abolition of monarchies.
But Weishaupt also had a more radical vision of the future where man had been "perfected" and lived in harmony with nature, freed from government and organized religion. (Little-known fact: nearly 200 years later, Weishaupt would rise from the grave as a zombie to sue John Lennon for copyright infringement over the lyrics to the song Imagine.)
The Illuminati grew over time to include many notable German intellectuals of the day, and drew many of its members from Masonic lodges. It reportedly had more than 10,000 members at its height. However, in 1784 the ruler of Bavaria banned all secret societies. Weishaupt was exiled, the group was infiltrated by government agents, and by 1785 it had ceased to exist in its original form.
But the image of the Illuminati - with its secretive ways, elusive membership and stridently anti-religion, anti-government philosophies - lived on in many conspiracy theories long after after the organization itself had disappeared. In 1797 a Jesuit priest (unsurprisingly not a huge fan of the anti-religion Illuminati) published claims that the French Revolution had secretly been directed by the hidden group. (After this was revealed, no emperor of France ever sent a Christmas card to the Illuminati again.) The 1921 book World Revolution, the Plot Against Civilization ascribed to the Illuminati every revolution over the previous 130 years, possibly even including the Industrial Revolution and the Evolution Revolution. The founder of the right-wing John Birch Society once publicly claimed that the Illuminati controlled both sides in the Vietnam War, which seems like terrible indecisiveness to me. Claims of Illuminati plans for world domination have proliferated dramatically in the past 30 years, including many suggestions of an Illuminati hand behind the New World Order which will enslave the globe in 2012.
Some readers might suggest that there is no hard evidence that the Illuminati survived beyond 1785 as a group, and that conspiracy theorists have inexplicably attributed vast global powers to what was in fact a tiny regional debating society which has been defunct for more than two centuries. These readers are wrong, and stupid. And they smell like poo-poo.
But who are the modern Illuminati? Speculation ranges widely, including:
In his 1996 song "Hail Mary," Tupac Shakur identified the "Killuminati" as a secret society of the rich and powerful which pressured him to join. According to some commentators, one such member of the Illuminati is hip-hop mogul Jay-Z (seen at right with Kanye West flashing the wildly popular Illuminati triangle sign as also seen on the US Great Seal). Jay-Z's Illuminati connections helped his career take off as well as that of his partner Beyonce - but when Tupac and Aaliyah refused to join, the Illuminati had them killed. Given the keen interest the Illuminati has shown in the popular music business over the last 200 years, this seems fairly obvious.
So what do we really know? By taking this research and evaluating it critically, we know that the Illuminati are a society of Jewish bankers, born-again Christian politicians and black hip-hop moguls. Their methods include faked terrorist attacks, global economic sabotage, and alterations of the US one-dollar bill. They are dedicated to bringing on the 2012 apocalypse, dominating the MTV video charts through intimidation and assassination, posting "pro-Hedwig" materials on Harry Potter fan sites, and mercilessly harassing sawmill entrepreneurs. If that doesn't clinch the case for 2012, I'm not sure what does.
I think we can all agree that if there is one government agency that is most engaged in nefarious projects executed in the utmost secrecy, it is NASA. Can they really expect us to believe they spend hundreds of millions of dollars launching space shuttles to deliver exercise machines and 2nd graders' science projects into orbit? Given NASA's $18 billion annual budget, the rest of the money must be going somewhere besides bulk purchases of Tang. Clearly NASA is up to something ... and what could be more central to their mission than covering up the imminent collision with the earth of a rogue planet?
Modern Earthlings were first made aware of the unavoidable close encounter between Earth and a rogue planet via Wisconsin-based Nancy Lieder, who receives messages from extraterrestrials from the Zeta Reticuli star system and has her own website. After faking out the authorities by predicting a May 2003 collision which did not occur, the Zeta aliens revealed the arrival of "Planet X" would be later ... perhaps even in 2012. Coincidence? Not bloody likely.
Many 2012 researchers have made the logical conclusion that the "Planet X" nobody has yet definitely identified is the same as the "Planet Nibiru" originally described by researcher Zecharia Sitchin, which nobody has definitely identified either. Sitchin translated ancient Sumerian texts and discovered that their ancient gods were in fact aliens from a rogue planet called "Nibiru" which intersects with Earth's orbit every 3,600 years. This regular transit allows the Anunnaki (Sumerian gods) to visit with earthlings as it passes through the solar system. The Mayan calendar end date of December 21, 2012 is based on the return of one of the Nibiru "gods," known to the Mayans as Quetzlcoatl. Sitchin himself has claimed that the Mayan calendar has been misunderstood and Nibiru's next return will not occur until 2087, but I think we all know better.
Eventually, other 2012 researchers began exploring this heretofore unknown rogue planet and found shocking evidence of confirming Nibiru's imminent arrival. Some of these proofs are known to contain actual math and numbers - which is the same thing as science. Upon its arrival, what will happen? To quote the Bible, "ye are all totally f***ed." According to SurvivingNibiru.com, potential effects include: earthquakes; super volcanoes; 200+ mph winds worldwide; and "a quick pole shift will take place, causing the oceans to rush over the continents." Other possible effects include the Earth's rotation stopping; nuclear winter; global warming; and the Washington Redskins reaching the NFL playoffs because all the other teams have been killed by the oceans rushing over the continents.
Fearing the wrath of the authorities conspiring to cover up Nibiru's return, even this website attempts to stem the imminent worldwide chaos due to Nibiru's passage with cleverly worded disclaimers like "SurvivingNibiru.com, nor does anyone else know one way or the other if Nibiru is Real or not. You will not find any DATA on this website, or hear where we tell you in a video that Nibiru is coming." However, it's pretty clear that everyone knows that a.) Nibiru is coming and will cause massive worldwide devastation, b.) NASA is instrumental in the coverup; and c.) Daniel Snyder is an even worse NFL owner than Al Davis. READ BETWEEN THE LINES, PEOPLE!
Putting all this scientific knowledge together, the hopes for the Earth to survive 2012 seem slim indeed.
Any of you who have seen the popular documentary "2012" will know that when the catastrolypse strikes, worldwide devastation on an epic scale will ensue. Even a smaller catastrophe like a simple massive cometary impact could cause significant inconvenience to those living in the areas destroyed by hypersonic shock waves. What can you do to avoid either - and hopefully both - of these outcomes?
Many researchers have posed their thoughts on where you can weather the death-a-palooza, then cheerfully emerge into a post-apocalyptic world not unlike the video game "Fallout." Where do the authorities point us to?
The documentary "2012" pinpoints the Drakensberg Mountains in the KwaZulu Natal of Africa
as the place to survive the
world's end. Although apparently even if you make it you will be forced to put up with
Oliver Platt so the
desirability of survival is debatable. But other top researchers also point to the Drakensberg Mountains as the
survival spot of choice. This location was first popularized by the Belgian researcher
Patrick Geryl, who conveniently has a book you can buy about it. Some other authorities
specifically recommend a comfy concrete bunker, but made with not too much iron since it evidently "attracts thunderbolts." Given what we
know about the living conditions in the Drakensberg mountains, we will just hope the refuge from the apocalypse
turns out to be somewhere with fewer roving packs of wild dogs and more Six Flags Amusement
Parks.
Many sources identify Cuzco, Peru as prime real estate for surviving the
catastrolypse. According to those in the
know, the geology of the Cuzco area is "ideal for dealing with earthquakes and absorbing
cosmic rays." (So even if you are killed by cosmic rays, your rock collection will be fine.)
Or perhaps it is a specific cave in nearby Urcos, decorated with a cross and star as
described by the mystic Fulcanelli, that is the only place to survive. Either way, it's a
goldmine for the cabal of evil Realtors in Cuzco specializing in selling doomsday compounds
to the New World Order's elite. For example, according to knowledgeable sources on the AboveTopSecret.com
forums, "George W. Bush has bought 98,000 acres in the mountains of Cusco [...] I guess
he figured out that the Denver International
Airport Freemason facility was not going to work if Yellowstone blows." Correct or not,
we will recommend this one since Peru looks
like lots of fun.
Other sources point to anywhere but New York City. Anyone who watches
documentaries (such as this
one, this one or this one) will be familiar with
how often New York City gets completely destroyed. But now we have even more detailed proof that
a comet will strike New York City in the near future. Pastor Harry of the "Church of
Philadelphia Internet" details how a comet in 2010 (it's okay his math is off, he probably
means 2012) is foretold in the Bible. As a result, a 1000 foot tsunami will be created and
submerge most of the US Eastern seaboard; which will be a great disaster except for in much
of New
Jersey. At any rate, it's probably safest to be anywhere with a low concentration of New York Jets
fans, just on general principles.
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